Anti-Valentines Shopping Guide

Love yourself first. This year you have my permission to buy your own damn gift. No hallmark holiday required.

Handsome Devil Puppets

Custom made puppets of you, your friends, your animal or your favorite TV or movie personality. Either way they are extra creepy and one of a kind. Price varies on puppet and custom item.

Check them out on Instagram @handsomedevilspuppets

The Mad Bombers

Bath bombs that won't stain your tub? Yes please. Bath bombs that are macabre inspired and smell amazing? YES PLEASE. Bombs range between $9 -$12 bucks which means you can buy yourself more than 1.

Antler Witch


I found this Canadian babe via Instagram and immediately knew I was in love with her jewelry. Using recycled antlers that she finds as well as gemstones, leathers and chains, she creates beautiful handmade pieces that are gorgeous and timeless. Pieces range from $35 and up. DM her for creations.

Inciting Incident

Fido needs love too and how cute are these dog tags? $25 includes shipping for one of these but take a look around their Instagram to see their other jewelry all of which screams Rock N Roll.

Rabid Rat Shop

Punk isn't dead. You just have to look hard to find the real shit. The designer behind Rabid Rat Shop is here to make all your punk rock mohair dreams come true. Everything from sweaters to dog sweaters and arm warmers with prices ranging from $25 to $60. DIY never looked so good.

Valley Girl on Blu-Ray

Shout Factory has finally given Nicolas Cage's acting debut the blu-ray treatment. If you haven't seen the punk classic with the most 80's new wave soundtrack (the movie even features Josie Cotton play the prom) then you are in luck. $24.93 for this gem that also features tons of bonus stuff.

Pretty Deadly Volume 1

Death's daughter rides the wind on a horse made of smoke and her face bears the skull marks of her father. Her origin story is a tale of retribution as beautifully lush as it is unflinchingly savage.

Written by Kelly Sue DeConnick and illustrated by Emma Rios, this surprise comic hit has feminist bitch meets death and glory all over it. Collect volumes 1-5 right now starting around $9.00 while supplies last.

Angioletti Designs

Who else struggles with wanting to have home decor that is cool but still "adult"? Head over to Etsy and find Angioletti Desings who mix the macabre with the Victorian life. $24 gets you a tea cup but it can say rad stuff on it like "please die."

Vampira Eye Shadow Pallet

ON SALE FOR $25. Lunatick Labs has made a cruelty free eye shadow pallet in honor of the first (and the most important) horror host there ever was. They also make an Elvira one but the baddest bitches know it was Vampira who paved the way.

An Old School Mix Tape

Millennial's can meet Gen X in the middle with these mix tapes you can make on your computer and listen to on the computer. This is the updated version of how we showed each other love back in the 80' and 90's. Starts around $20.

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